Masturbatus Interruptus
Top 10 Masturbators Caught On Camera
Studies show that the average American male spends an average of 36 hours a month masturbating. Really? That seems kind of low don't you think? If you masturbated this morning, raise your hand. No the other hand. That's disgusting.
#10 Busted During A Little Hand To Gland Combat - The B&W gives it a nice arthouse touch.
#9 Kid Gets Caught Masturbating To Fat Chick Porn - Nothing wrong with goin whaling every now and then. #8 Kid Caught Shuffling His Ipod - If you ever get caught masturbating, the best thing to do is yell out, "THIS IS SPARTA!"
#7 Firing Off Some Knuckle-Children In The Bathroom - You know he's a true professional when he's got the laptop in the bathroom.
#6 Nothing Like Milking The Cow In The Garage - The first rule of masturbation is lock the door. That's just basic 101 shit.
#5 Busted Masturbator Gets Pissed - Apparently the Ancient Greeks would fight to the death in situations like this...while masturbating.
#4 Kid Gets Caught Setting His Phaser To "Spray" - It's one thing to play World of Warcraft. It's another thing entirely to get caught jerking off to it.
