High School: yes
College: a little
Maiden Name: Iron Maiden
Tagline: something profound
Favorite Bands:
the guys that play that one song
Favorite Films:
Remains of the Day & Porkys
Favorite Books:
whatever the cool kids are blogging about on the interweb
Favorite Video Games:
whack-a-mole
Favorite TV Shows:
BJ and the Bear and reruns of BJ and the Bear
Favorite Hang Outs:
the mall
Favorite Artists:
Katie Couric & Carrot Top
Affiliations:
Costco, AAA, NetFlix, Ralphs, Jiffy Lube
Heroes:
Al Gore for inventing the interweb
5 Items I Can't Live Without:
love, friendship, hope, empathy, and anal-beads
I Want to Party With:
all my friends from the mall
Body Type: ripped
I Am Here For: networking
Ethnicity: other
Religion: other
Into:
whatever. I'm a lemming
Occupation:
visualish documentarian person
Philosophy:
he who fart in church, sit in his own pew
Makes Me Happy:
puppy dogs. happy puppy dogs. not the annoying ones. yeah, fuck those.
Makes Me Sad:
rain drops that look like tears
Gets Me Hot:
I'm a liitle uncomfortable talking about thi... OK, when I take my dog's collar off, it's like he's naked.
Vices:
fiber
Current Crush:
someone who isn't going to try to change me in to someone that's not into fiber.
Most Humbling Moment:
pooping myslef just a little bit during high-school graduation
Fantasy:
going back in time to my high-school graduation and not pooping myself
Final Words:
my tombstone shall read: get this off me
