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The 10 Greatest Moments In Tasering
Tasering is a time-honored American tradition. It's just like apple pie, chevrolet and super boner medicine. Some little whipper snapper or foreigner is giving you lip, you just taser that son of a bitch and watch them fall like a little girl. And don't forget to vote for President Bush again in 2008.
#10 Police Chase Ends In Tasering - And to think this whole thing started because he had diarrhea.
#9 Drunk Driver Gets Tasered - The thing cops don't realize is that if you taser a redneck, it only makes them more powerful.
#8 John Kerry Protestor Gets Tasered - Let this be a lesson to anyone who dares to mess with the Skull & Bones secret society. Bwaaahahahahahaha!#7 Dog Gets Tasered - It was later discovered that the dog walked in on the cop sleeping with his bitch.#6 Police Taser Testing Montage - It's comforting knowing that these are the people protecting us on a daily basis.#5 Eric Estrada, Weeman And Latoya Get Tasered - Who would've thought Ponch's balls of steel could get any bigger? #4 Barely Clothed And Tasered - Studies have shown that the safest way to taser a girl is when she's topless. Those same study also showed that a woman is safest when she's eating, driving and getting me a beer topless. RIGHT DUDES! FUCK YEAH AND SHIT!!!
#3 Guy Gets Tasered In The Nuts...Intentionally - America! America! God shed his grace on thee!
#2 Drunk Woman Gets Tasered By The Police - Maybe taser guns should be given to a man and a woman at the beginning of every relationship?
#1 Shotgunning A Beer And Getting Tasered - Dude, I bet he totally got kicked in the balls later too.
