Normally at Unibrow, we're all about Top 10's and that's what we set out to do when we started this list. Turns out it was impossible so we decided to call Master Unibrow himself and ask him if it was okay that we did a Top 15. He responded by farting into the phone fifteen times, so we knew we had his blessing. So without further ado, enjoy Unibrow's Top 15 Saturday Night Live cast members of all-time. Without them, the last thirty years would've sucked.
#15 Chris Rock - Nat X, his Arsenio Hall impression and I'm Chillin were enough to squeeze Rock into the Top 15. That and he's been one of the funniest stand-up comedians since Richard Pryor.
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#14 Jon Lovitz - Tommy Flanagan "The Pathological Liar," Master Thespian and Hanukkah Harry defined the Lovitz generation. Then he left the show prematurely for his big movie career? Luckily he recoverd, did a bunch of Subway commercials and kicked Andy Dick's ass.
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#13 Gilda Radner - Undoubtedly the funniest woman in history of SNL. Baba Wawa still can't pwonounce the letter "R,."
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#12 Dan Akroyd - One half of the Blues Brothers and the Festrunk Brothers. Did we forget to mention the Coneheads? And he married Donna Dixon...nice work, Akster.
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#11 Adam Sandler - Opera man, Cajun Man and Canteen Boy for starters. Then Happy Madison broke out with the Thanksgiving and Hannukah songs.
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#10 Chevy Chase - The bottom line is he's Chevy Chase and you're not. We salute you, President Ford.
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#9 Mike Myers - Mike Myers was SNL's big stick of butta. Sprockets taught us to touch our monkey's and Wayne Campbell taught us to "Schwing!"
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#8 Bill Murray - I mean come on, it's Bill Murray. Bill mother fucking Murray.
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#7 Eddie Murphy - Buckweat, Gumby, Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood and the greatest Stevie Wonder imitation ever. We wanted to put Eddie higher, but the competition was too stiff.
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#6 Dana Carvey - The Church Lady, Hans & Franz, President Bush, Johnny Carson, Regis Philbin and our personal favorite Lyle "The Effeminate Heterosexual." Carvey has the greatest list of character impersonations of any SNL cast member.
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