Favorite Bands:
It depends on my mood. If I want to make love, I'll put on something soulful and sensual like Barry White or Barry O. If it's make up sex, I like to put on something that drowns out the sound of me slapping someone's ass, like Metallica or Iron Maiden. If it's a one-night stand and I don't want them to sleep over, I'll play something irritating like Celine Dion or that crappy album that Eddie Murphy made in the 80's
Favorite Films:
Ever since PG-13 rated movies were invented, there has been a serious lack of gratuitous nudity. Remember the good old days when you might see a boob or ass cheek even in a PG movie? Those were classics
Favorite Books:
Men are from Venus, Women Have Boobs. An idiot's Guide to G-spots. The Naughty Nanny Diaries
Favorite TV Shows:
Spanish Soap Operas on Telemundo.
Heroes:
Hugh Hephner before he went senile. The prodcuer who discovered Jenna jameson. Caligula. The seamstress who sewed the first Catholic School Girl skirt. The first person to look at an Oyster and say, " I'll eat that."
Body Type: Ripped
I Am Here For: Dating
Sexual Orientation: Not Sure
Ethnicity: Asian
Philosophy:
I've traveled the world and have developed many interests and passions. In Tibet, I lived in complete solitude. There, I meditated and developed a masturful masturbating technique. Before I moved on I was rewarded with the Holy Grail of porn "The Complete works of Jenna Jameson."
