The Nutcracker Suite
The 10 Greatest Nutshots In Sports History
The nutshot is a thing of beauty. Perfect timing. Pefect aim. Unfortunate Nuts. They all come together in one bright shining moment to create comedy gold. The thing we've always wondered is if a girl gets kicked in the vagina, does it hurt as bad as a guy getting kicked in the nuts? Somebody do some research on this ASAP.
#10 Skateboarding Nutshot - I mean really, what do they expect?
#9 Ref Gets It Right In The Nuts - You know that zebra bastard deserved that for one reason or another.
#8 Brett Butler Teaches His Son How To Hit Him In The Nuts - They always say to keep your eye on the ball.
#7 Downhill Skier Gets Racked Downstairs - The best part about this one is that you can actually hear him squeal.
#6 Mixed Martial Arts Warrior Literally Goes Nuts - Usually the second consecutive nut punch is enough.
#5 A True Oakland Raider In A Nutshell - If you can't beat'em, just kick'em in the nuts baby.
#4 Reggie Evans Gives Kaman The Caveman Treatment - And then the bastard has the never to not even call him the next day.
#3 Soccer Player Gets A Red Balls Card - Paging Doctor Ballstein. Doctor Ballstein you have a telephone call at the front desk.
#2 Former Detroit Tiger Craig Monroe Gets A Breaking Ball - The wildest wild pitch of all-time.
#1 Pole Valuter Damages His Pole - The instant replay is more gruesome than the Joe Theismann injury.
