Team Unibrow had a brainstorm meeting last week to determine what could be the dumbest possible top 10 page we could do. A half gallon of Jack Daniel's later, one of our junior writers blurted out "monkeys peeing!" We have since promoted him to Senior Vice President of the company and he is also in charge of our weekly sexual orientation training classes. I mean, what could be dumber than 10 videos of monkeys peeing? Come to think of it, we haven't done a page about pooping yet. Stay tuned...
#10 Monkey Pisses On A Guys Back - Dude, the monkey totally pees on the guys back. Shut up? No, you shut up!
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#9 Monkey Pee Monkey Do - If you were in a cage and a bunch of people were staring at you, wouldn't you do the same thing?
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#8 Monkey Drinks Monkey Bull - It gives your monkey weiner wings
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#7 Monkey Pees On Some Dude - Monkey make pee pee!!
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#6 Monkey Helps A Dog Pee - And then has to nerve to laugh at the dog's small penis. What a total asshole monkey!
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#5 Stylish Monkey Pee - A deleted scene from the Monkey Illustrated swimsuit photoshoot
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#4 Monkey Drinks Another Monkey's Pee - In many ancient monkey tribes, this is the way in which homosexual monkeys mated.
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