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Top 10 Moments In Mascot HistoryMascots are mysterious creatures. On one hand they're the loving representative of your favorite team. On the other hand you never what they're up to underneath that suit or what kind of dirty favors they had to perform to become a mascot. When you leave work today, watch your back. The person standing next to you might just be...a mascot.
#10 The Dallas Maverick Mascot Loses That Loving Feeling - We haven't seen a Maverick take it in the nuts like that since Goose died in Top Gun.
#9 Bucky The Badger Steals The Wrong Teams Flag - Nothing more humiliating than being beat up by a bunch of male cheerleaders.#8 The Atlanta Hawk Loses A Dance Off - Move over Little Superstar. There's a new sheriff in town.
#7 D-League Mascot Loses His Mind -
#6 Anaheim Wild Wing Gets Burned - Typical duck bullsit. We can't tell you how much duck shit we've dealt with in our lives.#5 The Best NBA Mascot Bloopers From 2007 - The one where the mascot gets caught having sex in the bathroom is our favorite.
#4 The Crazy Mariner Moose Tries To Take Out Coco Crisp - Twenty bucks says that moose is originally from Canada and wasted on Moslon Ice.
#3 Mascot Fight (Cal Bear vs. Stanford Tree) - We feel for the bear here. The Standford Tree was more freaky than Sweetums from the Muppet Show.
#2 Lenny The Lynx Goes Down - Dugout dancing is a dangerous, dangerous game.
#1 The Event Simply Known As Sausagegate - This is one instance where it's not okay to beat your meat.
