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Top 10 Video Tribute To John Madden
* Please Note That The Entire Blog Is Written As John Madden
When you make a John Madden top ten video tribute, you have to have ten videos and the videos have to have moving pictures and sound. If you have nine videos it's a top nine, and if you have eight videos it's a top eight. In this case there's ten videos, so what you have here is a John Madden top ten video tribute.
#10 John Madden Only Stays At Ramada - A typical hotel room has a bed, a TV and a lamp. You use the bed to sleep in, the lamp for light and the TV to watch.
#9 The John Madden And Dale Jarrett Christmas Album - Now what you have here is two celebrities and a Christmas album. The celebrities sing songs about Christmas and that's what makes it a celebrity Christmas album. #8 Madden Is Told To Get His Big Butt Off The Field - Now when you have a big butt and an angry announcer, the angry announcer's going to point out your big butt. If you don't have a big butt, then the announcer won't make fun of it. #7 Madden Loves Nose Spray - When you have a nose and you have some spray, you spray the spray in your nose. If the spray gets in the nose, it helps the nose and you can stop spraying the spray. #6 Madden Can't Stop Talking About Bootlegs - Because if he's bootlegging and the leg boots, than the boot keeps the leg from booting.
#5 Madden Loves McDonald's And It Shows - When you make a fast food order, you have the person who orders the food and the person who takes the order. The person ordering the food places the oder and the person who takes the order orders the food. Once the person orders the food, the person who takes the order tells the other people what food you want and they make it. Then you pay some money and they hand you the food.#4 The John Madden Popcorn Popper - To make popcorn, you need corns and some heat. When you heat the corns, they pop and you have popcorn.
#3 Madden Has Another Favregasm - The great thing about Brett Favre is that he's Brett Favre. If Brett Favre wasn't Brett Favre, then he wouldn't be Brett Favre. And that's what makes Brett Favre, Brett Favre.
#2 Frank Calliendo Does Madden On Letterman - Some people can imitate John Madden and some people can't. Other people can imitate other people and other people can't imitate anybody. This guy can imitate John Madden.
#1 Madden Draws A Penis - If you want to draw a penis on a screen, you need draw a large shaft and two balls. Draw the shaft first and put the two balls on each side. Once you do that, you have yourself an on-screen penis drawing.
