Scarlet Letterman
Top 10 Moments From The Late Show With David Letterman
Watching Letterman smoke Paris Hilton last week reminded us of the days when Letterman was funny and actually had some cojones. Since we miss the old Dave, we decided to take you on a trip down Letterman Lane. Wait, we're doing a top ten of David Letterman? That's like poop doing a documentary on farts. Wait, that doesn't make any sense?
#10 The 10th Anniversary Special "Stupid Pet Tricks" - They're almost s funny as a monkey drinking his own pee.
#9 Letterman Says Hello To One Of His Fans - It seems like the middle finger has kind of gone out of style lately. Except when it comes to sex.
#8 Mr. T Definitely Pity's The Dave - Just think if they made cereal based on today's big action stars. "Hey mom, can I have a big bowl of Damon Flakes for breakfast!"
#7 The Cast Of The Sopranos Does Their Own Top 10 - If you listen closely, you can hear James Gandolfini breathing backstage the entire time.
#6 Dave Works At Taco Bell - If you haven't tried the new Cheesy Beef Melt at Taco Bell, we highly recommend it. It's like eating a delicious vagina covered in melted cheese. Shit, did we just write that outloud?
#5 Richard Simmons Visit Gets A Little Steamy - Someone should write an action movie starrring Richard Simmons.
#4 Madonna And Dave Talk About Sex - The difference between today's pop star sluts and Madonna? Madonna knew how to be a whore with style.
