Tagline: My heart beats at 700 rounds per minute, just for you.
Favorite Bands:
I like everything, except for several very broad genres which indicate that not only do I not like everything, there's a great deal I don't like at all.
Favorite Films:
Seven Samurai, Night of the Living Dead
Favorite Books:
Infinite Jest, The One Dimensional Man
Favorite Video Games:
God fucking forbid...
Favorite TV Shows:
The Adventures of Captain Byrd and the Cat Lady
Favorite Hang Outs:
Under the stars.
Affiliations:
Justice League of America
5 Items I Can't Live Without:
Those five empty chambers around the one live round.
Body Type: xxl
I Am Here For: friends
Sexual Orientation: straight
Ethnicity: white_caucasian
Relationship Status: married
Religion: scientologist
Into:
Pants, finally.
Occupation:
Road warrior, getaway driver
Philosophy:
Not postmodernism, that's for damned sure!
Makes Me Happy:
Overthrowing the capitalist oppressors of the working class.
Makes Me Sad:
Being overthrown by the oppressed working class.
Gets Me Hot:
Red latex catsuits with hammer and sickle pasties.
Vices:
Smokin', Drinkin', Fast Cars, and Women
Current Crush:
My Crow Girl
Most Humbling Moment:
Calculus
Fantasy:
Making a unicorn cry