A Whale Of A Time
10 Great Moments In Fat People History
While this officially writes us a first-class ticket to hell,we're really not that worried about it. One of our editors drank too much the other weekend and claims he was declared legally dead for a few minutes by the paramedics. We're happy to report that he went to hell during that time and said and it was pretty much like Vegas. Crime is legal, the drugs are top notch and the strip clubs are out of this world.
#10 Fat Woman Falls Down A Secret Stairway - Would this have been as funny if the woman wasn't fat? I think not.
#9 Fat Guy Pushing His Car - Why call AAA when you have DDD's.
#8 Fat Guy Prank Goes Wrong - One of the first rules about being fat is don't sit on glass.#7 Random Fat Kid Busts-A-Move - MC Hammer can't touch this.#6 Fat Woman Helps Fight Crime - Maybe crime wouldn't be such a problem if all the cops were fat.#5 Fat Woman Belly Slaps Some Dude - There are certain types of guys that are into this kind of stuff. We're not one of them.
#4 Fat Kid Gets Stuck In The Sewer - I think the appropriate word here is...irnoic?
#3 Fat Fat Revolution - And to think he almost looked cool for a second.
#2 Fat Kid On A Rollercoaster - Gas to drive a fat kid to an Amusement park ticket: $15. Amusement park ticket: $40. Fat kid screaming on a roller coaster...priceless. #1 Fat Girl Dance Remix - Go ahead and laugh and you can join us in hell.
