O.K... that's it. No, SERIOUSLY. You've gotta start chronicling some of that wit via blog, you little betch! It's just too, too good to not encapsulate bitter little pills full of it. // x o x
Oh my groinage. You're gonna make me rupture, Eris! // No, that is Linda Strawberry in the ad... Shyla's hair is blue, and she rocks the solid black-outs in total signature style. =] // And, just so you know... have NOT forgotten your tee, Miss Thing! // Just keep forgetting that THING I need to buy in order to do our...ahem...'sec ret thing.' // [WINKAGE] // And FYI-- You were wondering how to contact me directly? Did the 'Contact Clint' option not work on my site? // 'Cause it should have redirected you to my address at gmail [dot] com. // Three guesses as to what the first part is...? //
Just got in from my PA trip a few moments ago, which was effing phenomenal...but I am ONE SPENT BITCH! Full details later, but what you commented me is hilarious. Three people who claim to hate each other, yet they were hanging together? You're certain of this, beloved super-spy Eris? // The fair-weather friend routine is so...well, age-appropriate. YAWN. <3
Oh, I SEE YOU, GIRL! // Polka dots, bitchen bag, and hair as black as my soul...(yeah, if only! -- and that's "only" in italics). // I was planning on trekking to the store to purchase that 'secret ingredient' needed before I send off your package, but now I'm chained to my apt, waiting on a conference call. // The post office here is SUCH an ordeal...I've got a small pile goin' on that could very easily develop into a ...// Oops, never mind-- gotta motor, little sunshine! (And if THAT ain't sarcasm laced with somethin' sweet? The ol' saccharine factory is gonna owe one HELLUVA return!) // "less than three" you, betch!
Actually, that's been a trouble of mine as of late... s'what happens when I'm over-worked and sleep-deprived, but I need to REEL THE BETCH BACK IN. // I'm fully capable of "snatching-out," but find I feel like shit about it afterwards... // Damn conscience! // (Sheesh...you'd think I'm HUMAN or somethin'!)
I love the word 'croqui.' That, along with the fact that EVERY EFFING COMMENT ON YOUR PAGE IS FROM ME! // You and all your "blocked" bitches... // That's my lil' Eris, always a trouble-making!
Unfortunately, you'll go through the same 'co-signer' rigamarole here in El Lay. I did at 23, fresh out of college and with good credit...everythi ng. It's friggin' INTENSE in CA. I'd been living on my own since I was 18, and was already accustomed to just checking places out; then putting $ down when I found one to my liking. Out here? Credit checks, references...hell , I'm surprised they don't ask for blood samples too! // The only way to get around it is to rent a room from someone who already has a place, and that's still just a 'maybe.' Unless it's a house they own-- or you luck into a remarkably cool landlord (odds are about as good as pointing a gun in the air and expecting to hit something)-- again the 'co-signer required' b.s. // I'm sure it's because so many people move out here and can't handle it, so they ditch before they've fulfilled a 6 month/year lease. (I see it all the time...and can understand why. My first year here royally SUCKED WITH SHARP FANGS.) // Ah, life... isn't it an effing party?
"Geoffree Vanity..." I'm still cacklin' over that one! Ditto the same with your comment re: your blocked list. Are you gettin' hate crimed by email or via comment? I effing HATE emails--unless it's something really personal, that is. I have 7 (!) email accts, and it's impossible to keep up...I'm just like, "C'mon people, if I comment you back, DON'T JUST HIT "RE." Mmmm kay? I'm tryin' to lead by example, but um...obviously not everyone is getting it. // Speaking of "getting it..." // Rcvd the money order. Thanks, and will get that (with the Tokyo Hardcore 'extras' ) just as soon as I can. Dealing with the USPS here in the city is a MAJOR commitment-- as in, an hour long wait on the average, and I mean NO SHIT ABOUT IT. I have a coupla other pkgs I need to put together and want to send them out all at the same time...so please gimme a little bit, then it'll be BAM! RIGHT AT CHA, BETCH! <3
Somebody tryin' to hate crime you, baby? 'Cause I will not resist to CUT A BITCH-- you know what I'm sayin'? > > > Have a great one, Eris! (And yes, I remember "Euripides..." trust: I had a hella buncha unfortunate ones goin' one before 'Catalyst' stuck. "Geoffree" was my least favorite of yours, though. Euripides I coulda handled, but not that OTHER one...) x o x o x
Oh and that straight-jacket? You saw it on ME *first* -- then I styled you-know-who wearing it. // Tell me though, did you finally get your card charged back and all sorted out? // I've been up all night writing and am DELIRIOUS. // SERIOUSLY. Passing. Out. Nowwwwww
