Age: 30
Hometown: Los Angeles
Current Zip: 90028
Tagline: Grab Life By The Paw
Favorite Bands:
Hall & Oates, Lionel Richie, Mickey Avalon, MF Doom, Neil Diamond, Issac Hayes, Pharcyde
Favorite Films:
The Big Lebowski, Team America, Scarface, The Empire Strikes Back, LOTR Trilogy, Kill Bill 1&;2, Karate Kid Quadiligy, Zoolander, Hero, Kung Fu Hustle, Revenge of the Sith, Sin City.
Favorite Books:
The Cougar Rings Twice, Close Cougars of the Third Kind, Cougar Academy 1-7, Cougar Wars Episode I: Attack of the Cougar, The Sign of the Cougar
Favorite Video Games:
Resistance: Fall of Man, Ghouls N Ghosts, Contra, Metal Gear Solid, Mike Tyson's Punch Out, NBA Live, Madden, Resident Evil, Guitar Hero
Favorite TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Entourage, Sopranos, Sportscenter, Saved by the Bell, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Tuna goes to Fish, Everybody Fucks Raymond, Choad in Charge, Sein-felt, Silver Spooning, What's Happening In My Pants, Good Times in Bed, I Cream of Jeannie
Favorite Hang Outs:
Daddy's, Powerhouse, Boardner's, Cobras & Matadors, Cineramadome
Heroes:
Larry David, Johnny Drama, The Brown Goblin, Goose, Chewbacca, Larry Flynt, Jesse Camp, OJ Simpson, Elizabeth Berkley, Luther Campbell, Tonya Harding, Apache, Farting Preacher, Robert Goulet, Stinko the Clown and Tara Reid.
5 Items I Can't Live Without:
My Cougar, My Underwear, My Eyes, Parliaments & JD
I Want to Party With:
The guy who invented milk, Scott Baio, Sticky Fingaz, Darth Vader, Sausage Mcsausage Face, Beaker, the midget from Twin Peaks, Candice Cameron, talking dogs who swear in Spanish, people with one ear, Hugh Hefner, Tone Loc, 40 Cent, The Farting Preacher, John Delorian, Emilio Estevez and Trapper John, M.D.
Occupation:
Writer
Philosophy:
If life gives you a lemon, make out with it.
Makes Me Happy:
HDTV, Things that smell like nachos, chile sauce, 1999 Mercury Cougar's, old boxers, people who say "like" a lot, Freedom Fighters, remote controls, people who are really "outdoorsy," Star Fuckers, Folger's Crystals, Microwaves, Mandals, leather jackets, cover charges, nose-hair trimmers, The $0.99 Store, eating cans of tuna without draining the juice, putting Q-tips between my toes and dancing on couches, taking Tylenol PM at 1:30, making fun of wounded animals, saying the word "Fourgy, " complimenting my nipples on a regular basis
Makes Me Sad:
Saddies & Sadders
Gets Me Hot:
Maple Syrup, New Socks, Spaghetti, HD, Late Night Conversations Next To a Roaring Fireplace Talking About Things of Immense Importance While Eating Meat-Stuffed Fruits And Dreaming of Summer's Past
Current Crush:
Corey Haim
Most Humbling Moment:
Finding out I wasn't a Jedi
Final Words:
Fart of the year, right there.
