With all due respect to the blonde bombshell staples like Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy, they're simply getting old and crusty. Having a boob job is almost a prerequisite, but when you're on your 5th, you can't be on this list. There's a new generation of hot blondes with gigantic juggs sweeping the internet nation. Without them, Maxim would suck, sports cars would be rendered practically useless and beer commercials would be about...beer? Today Unibrow pays tribute to the ten hottest blondes with huge chesticles.
#10 Elisha Cuthbert - Wouldn't it be nice if all girls next door looked like Elisha? And they actually had the decency to sunbathe topless in the backyard for a change. I mean, how hard is that?
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#9 Diora Baird - The most infamous rack from the Wedding Crashers boobie montage. And that's saying a lot.
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#8 Jessica Simpson - The finest sweater puppet show in the music business. And she has a lot of fun "doing it."
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#7 Michelle Marsh - Legend has it, her breasts are almost five and a half handfuls.
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#6 Natalia Bush - We don't have bush, but we've got a killer rack
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#5 Marissa Miller - This Sports Illustrated swimsuit model was supposedly made by God when he wasted one night on Bacardi 151.
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#4 Sophia Monk - Imagine what this girl would do to the average monastery. Would it be the world's first monk orgy? Wait, they had to have done a porn about this in the seventies, right?
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