Yo, Belle & Jenkins, why are u two interested in who Verne Troyer F*%"s. Obviously 1 or Both of u want to have a threesome with him. And if u don't really know about DWARF'S or LITTLE PEOPLE'S penis's than it just sound Like ur Curious. If U want to find out the Penis Size of A Little Person. Just call 800 elf-dick. U might Be surprised. They make house calls or if u can afford it, they make studio calls. That if u are in a studio or, sorry a house!
I don't know wtf is going anymore than you do, but Uber told us the lights are ON!! For now....anyways. First we're evicted, then we're back in the house?!?! Fuck this economy! Fuck this recession! And GOTDAMMIT fuck blog foreclosure!!
Uber's been great, but unfortunately the man turned the lights out over here so everybody and they mama got served an eviction notice effective MONDAY! Yeah, that's tomorrow!!
We know it isn't pretty over there yet, but we're working on getting things as close to not crazy looking as possible.
You can subscribe to both the kodefendant and laurenalysebelle YouTube channels for old episodes, but the new episodes will be uploaded to the bellejenkins channel.
Well...to all of our Uber friends, we're sure gonna miss ya!! Hopefully we'll catch y'all on the other side.
So you may be wondering where we've been. Well, this is Lau checking in from the library. I've been without electricity for SEVEN days now. Some risidual Hurrican Ike Turner shit. Anyway, I dream about vlogging, I miss it so very much. But alas these Duke Energy bammas ain't working hard enough!
So..hopefully we'll be up and running in a few days. I too am looking forward to a Shamecca the Coworker appearance.
One of our YouTube subscribers asked us to talk about what approaches work best on women. We can tell you now that grabbing a woman up, or calling her by her skin tone or body parts probably won't get you any numbers. These techniques are often used though, so somebody's responding, right?
While we were out doing what we do, which is just about nothing---it seems like Dog the Bounty Hunter made his way BACK on the air quietly. Where my niggaz at?? Y'all just don't give a damn, huh?
Anywho, while Charlie Sheen was on answering machines reminding Denise Richards that she's every bit a nigger, we just wanted to acknowledge that we recognize the nigga that she is! Say it loud, blackie!!
Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, Adriana Lima---y'all some niggaz!! Certified!
FYI: Super Seven Sundays will temporarily run off schedule b/c of technical difficulties. UGH!!
This week we're giving props to the ladies who always keep their hair did. You know the routine--click read more to reveal 7 through 4. Otherwise, watch the vlog for a full breakdown.
We lost two legends this weekend. We extend our love and condolences to the families of Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes.
Among their many accomplishments, we'd like to thank Bernie Mac for his contributions in comedy including Def Comedy Jam, Kings of Comedy, and the Bernie Mac Show. Isaac Hayes for his reinterpretation of Walk on By, Shaft, and his role as Chef on South Park.
Since when does the National Enquirer break political news? Oh what a scandal this is! John Edward was caught out there being a politcal scum bag by the tabloid. They've been following his affair in hopes to expose his triflin' ass to the public. All I have to say is..his poor wife.
This one will be filed away in my "That ain't right" drawer.
So..should politicians be held to a different standard than your average guy? Does there role give room for a little extra lovin or should they, of all people, stay faithful to set an example? What you thought?
Aw hell naw!!! Or is he? Word on the streets is Andre 3000 doesn't tip. We don't know the reason why, so we ain't finna judge, but one waiter in ATL didn't appreciate getting stiffed. He figured he'd put the receipt up for auction on eBay to get a REAL tip out of it.
The eBay auction ended with the scorned waiter netting a grand total of $14.50!! Guess who's going to Disneyworld!!
This goes out to the fam at Uber.com. From the very beginning of our blogging members of the staff have shown us mad love & support. I look forward to the emails from our boy Rudj and the accolades from Uber Index (featuring your truly, by the way) bigging up the site and encouraging us to keep rocking on.
We can appreciate what they're doing here, giving the people access to cool, easy to manage, blogs & media pages. Personally, I'm happy to see the way they're growing and looking forward to growing with them.
So, yea, Uber is what the fuck is up. Channelling my inner Tupac, You Are Appreciated.
- Lauren aka babz aka belle aka a bunch of other shit
& shouts out to GLAM for the first banner that we had. that was really nice of her to take the time out to do that. we ended up going w/a different color scheme, so i took over on the graphics, but that doesn't mean her efforts weren't appreciated or that we aren't thankful!! you rock too!! :-D - Ko
Yet another Super Seven Sunday!! Okay, at least this time it was Sunday on the west coast! This one is about the best dressed males in the music game right now. Obviously T-Pain ain't seein' no parts of the list, but see below for a preview of who did:
We just don't understand with this one. The couple were spotted out and about this past week getting a bit cozy. According to an insider for Bossip, "They're on and off, but its never really over between them, the pal says, "They always pick up where they left off."
Whatever the case may be these two are very strange.
