Top 10 Androgynous Celebrities

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The Androgynous Zone

Hollywood's 10 Most Androgynous Celebrities

They've kept us guessing for decades when there were few answers and mere hunches. Today, Unibrow tackles one of life's most disturbing questions. Is that celebrity a dude or a chick?  

#10  Grace Jones - Grace Comes Out Of Her Own Mouth

Armed with a flatop and killer biceps, Grace isn't fooling anyone. Our theory is that he was genectially engineered in one of the finest dudebitch laboratories in the world.

#9 Boy George - The Kharma Chameleon Phone

Girl George was the transgender ringleader of the 80's...and that's saying a lot. She's kept us all guessing for decades, but we're putting our money on she-male. 

#8 Jaye Davidson - Singing The Crying Game

Jaye's starring role in 1992 "horror" film The Crying Game caused a worldwide epidemic of men, well, crying. To her credit, Jaye taught every man to do a groin check prior to any sexual encounter.

#7 Carrot Top - The Usual Lame Crap

After its botched plastic surgery, there's been plenty of speculation that Carrot doesn't have a cucumber. We think we actually figured out this little quandary on our own. Are you ready? Kathy Griffin and Carrot Top are actually the same person. That's right, you heard it here first.

#6 Richard Simmons - Richard Gets Scared

One thing is for sure, Richard has no dick. If he acted any more feminine, he'd be a tampon. We think that if his shorts we're just a little bit tighter he'd be sporting some serious moose knuckle. 

#5 Bridgette Nielson - Body Next To Body

A butch hair cut and wide shoulders were the initial mixture in Bridgette's gender blender. He was awful sly in duping Stallone.

#4 KD Lang - Even The Muppets Are Confused

 The K and D stand for Knuckle Dick. I mean, who is KD trying to kid? If he hits a bad golf shot, his friends probably yell "Fore-skin!"